Opaque Dawg KH

So Kieran has been taking a Hip Hop dance class. Yes, please do laugh. I find it quite funny. On Wednesday afternoons when he gets home from his class, he strips off his shirt and shows me his new moves. Apparently when you're a Hip Hop dancer you get very hot from all the "move bustin" going on. Plus you've just got to show off your six-pack. Or would that be your juice pouch?
This is how Kieran dressed himself this morning. He thinks Hip Hop. I'm thinking more Red Neck Surfer?